Children Humor and a Few Funny Jokes for Kids

England or London Jacob got a job in a landlord’s house. The landlord was wealthy, and owned many luxurious houses, villas, jewelries, shares, deposits, vehicles and gardens. The landlord usually went to spend his weekends in his vintage bungalow. The landlord took Jacob with him to help him. The landlord was boasting about his possessions … Read more

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Sports Jokes

Why grasshopper not interested in football matches? They prefer cricket matches. What kind of tea do soccer players drink? PenalTEA Which race has no running? A swimming race.   Why didn’t Mr. khan’s dog play football? Because it was a boxer A woman went to a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. Women: “It`s … Read more

Kids Jokes

Coffee and a Fly A customer ordered a cup of coffee in a restaurant! The waiter served the coffee. The customer found a fly in the coffee. He called the waiter. Customer: How do I drink this coffee! Waiter: Don’t you know how to drink a coffee? Customer: Waiter, see, there is a fly in … Read more

Scary Jokes

What is a ghost’s favorite dish? Ice-Scream! Where did ghosts love to swim? The Dead sea! What did Dracula said about her new girlfriend? Oh, she is my love at first bite! How can you identify a ghost’s mom and dad? They are transparents! What kind of music ghosts love to hear? Spiritual music! Where … Read more

Computer Jokes

What is the favorite food item of a computer? Chips! A guy telling to his friends “ you know friends, I have every accounts, Facebook, Google+, Skype, Twitter etc.” One of his friends suddenly asks “hey, you have any life?” The guy replies “oh my god, can anybody send me a link please”! Which is … Read more

Holiday Jokes for Kids

Grey Hair Mona has a beautiful and naughty daughter called Sona. She is very naughty and mischievous. One day, the little Sona with great curiosity asked her mom, ‘Mamma why your hair is turning grey? I don’t like it.’ Mona decided to teach her child about good behaviour and replied, ‘Dear, my hair is turning … Read more

Classroom Jokes

It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’? Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’ Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’. Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’ Teacher … Read more

Jokes of the day

1.Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: “Nine.”   2.A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I … Read more